Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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