hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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