Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
