whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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