Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Drake has all the answers
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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