and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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