Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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