Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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