Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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