And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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