im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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