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I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She told me I should be a condom model.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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