Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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