arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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