He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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