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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".

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• (831): View more from California

  dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?

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• (631): View more from New York

  Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.

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• (585): View more from New York

  there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying

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  Oh good your over him

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• (360): View more from Washington

  This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.

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• (949): View more from California

  i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though

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