Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(210): View more from Texas

READY

(1-210): View more from Texas

for what?

(210): View more from Texas

TO HAVE SEXXXX

(1-210): View more from Texas

i think you have the wrong number

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(210): READY (1-210) for what? (210) TO HAVE SEXXXX (1-210) i think you have the wrong number http://tfl.nu/x2wa

Replies (8) Good night (1140) Bad night (2651)
Favorite
(917): View more from New York City

you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(917): you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom? http://tfl.nu/36az

Replies (238) Good night (5087) Bad night (1346)
Favorite
(540): View more from Virginia

At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(540): At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke. http://tfl.nu/qku8

Replies (8) Good night (1029) Bad night (3778)
Favorite
(847): View more from Illinois

2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(847): 2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take. http://tfl.nu/jq3u

Replies (20) Good night (2836) Bad night (1545)
Favorite
(705): View more from Ontario

I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(705): I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon. http://tfl.nu/humv

Replies (10) Good night (4253) Bad night (963)
Favorite
(330): View more from Ohio

All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(330): All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule. http://tfl.nu/83wx

Replies (5) Good night (2260) Bad night (693)
Favorite
(516): View more from New York

Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(516): Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box http://tfl.nu/dk8b

Replies (9) Good night (713) Bad night (1628)
Favorite
(618): View more from Illinois

I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(618): I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays. http://tfl.nu/7cee

Replies (2) Good night (3647) Bad night (649)
Favorite
(785): View more from Kansas

Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(785): Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life. http://tfl.nu/uwxb

Replies (12) Good night (750) Bad night (1673)
Favorite
(289): View more from Ontario

Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(289): Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player. http://tfl.nu/90yv

Replies (5) Good night (852) Bad night (626)
Favorite
(219): View more from Indiana

My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(219): My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle. http://tfl.nu/g4yj

Replies (11) Good night (1694) Bad night (682)
Favorite
(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Check the mailbox while you're out!

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(306): Check the mailbox while you're out! (1-306): I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree. http://tfl.nu/rtqa

Replies (0) Good night (659) Bad night (322)
Favorite
(480): View more from Arizona

And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(480): And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold. http://tfl.nu/2ktu

Replies (5) Good night (323) Bad night (645)
Favorite
(561): View more from Florida

Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(561): Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks. http://tfl.nu/zysc

Replies (4) Good night (602) Bad night (126)
Favorite
(816): View more from Missouri

Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(816): Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season. http://tfl.nu/ehzj

Replies (1) Good night (154) Bad night (438)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard