so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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