Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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