Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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