I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
