you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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i've created a new STD.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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