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real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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