I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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