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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
