I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
