I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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