Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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