it was like his penis was on wheels.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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