i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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