there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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