If i come over, it means nothing
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
