If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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