I wanna bring you to show and tell
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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