You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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