I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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