so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
