i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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