My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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