Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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