hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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