Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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