Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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