you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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