great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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