So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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