Betty ford says i'm here all night
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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