Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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