...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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