i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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