You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I enjoy the company of your penis
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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