I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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