what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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