have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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