To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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