TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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